Ha Ha! I love the title of this post! It's perfect because this is the post where I introduce Kelly Stacy to those of you who have yet to meet him! This is definitely necessary since there are still quite a few of you out there that don't know him. So, why not give a brief overview on daddy!
Plus, for those of you who do know Kelly, you know there is nothing he loves more than HIMSELF! Ha! He's going to love reading about and seeing photos of himself. Don't worry my friends, he's not that bad, really.
So, his name is Kelly Stacy. Yes. Kelly Stacy. With this girly name, he also comes with the deepest voice you've ever heard! He's been told he should do radio (he loves that)!
We met at Modernistic (Yes ya'll, I coming out with all me deepest secrets)! That place was already giving me headaches, then I hired a new one - KELLY!
He's the company's best salesman, which is what I contribute to the outcome of this story (us ending up together), but he consistently has to be reminded that sales are not everything! Despite what he may believe, his sales alone do not make him "the best"! To be the best, you must also be a team player (amongst other things), which is something we're still working on! HA!
Long story short, I did what I swore I'd never do; date someone I work with.
And the rest my friends, is history!
Besides a SALESMAN at Modernistic, Kelly is a son to a mother who adores him and the brother of one, Nick (who is my age). Did I mention I am two years older than Kelly? Yeah... Does that make me a cougar? LOL!
Top 11 things you should know about Kelly:
1. He's a major hypochondriac.
I cannot let him watch the news; one word of the swine flu and you know he thinks he has it!
2. He has to work out every day or he becomes quite a ... brat
He is obsessed with working out, no wait, he is addicted to working out and obsessed with getting big, bigger and bigger and bigger! There are worse things I suppose.
I definitely admire his dedication to it. I wish I could get my fat behind off the couch and to the gym (actually no i don't, i like it here). Kelly is kind of a health nut, but just kind of - by that i mean he doesn't smoke, he drinks TONS of water DAILY, and he doesn't like dessert, YET he eats a steak sub from Tubby's every morning for breakfast and then has steak again for dinner at least four times a week.
#2.5: He LOVES STEAK!
3. He makes me laugh REALLY REALLY hard
Never underestimate the power of laughter. I did for a LONG time!
And I will forever be grateful to Kelly for reminding me. He helped me find some serious laughter I never knew I had. Seriously, I've never laughed so hard and I'll tell you what, it's addicting! He's a total Goof Ball, just look at him!
4. He always wears blinding white tennis shoes.
He'll buy four pair of the same shoe at the same time! Because once they are the slightest bit dirty, they immediately go in the trash. He's Nutty!!!
5. He Loves to Shop for himself & still doesn't quite understand grocery shopping.
I needed to clarify, "for himself", because I don't want anyone to think he likes shopping with me or for me - because all it takes is two stinkin' minutes
in Anthropology and he's whining and pouting like a two year old! However, if we're shopping for him, he's all smiles and moonwalking through the store!
Grocery shopping is a whole other story. Bottom line, he takes the list to someone who works there and has them escort him around the store to find each and every item. I'm totally not kidding!
6. He's high maintenance.
Just to fall asleep he needs all of the following: water right next to him, white socks on his feet, a fan blowing on him, the tv on and and an extra pillow. Can you believe it. Did I mention he hates camping? Yeah, he wont do it! I've learned to live with all of this except for the TV. I can no longer fall asleep with it on, plus it is bad for you. Okay, moving on.
7. He thinks he can sing!
He is always singing and dancing around. Now dancing, I'll give him that - he's pretty good, but singing - not so much! And when he is in the shower, he feels the need to belt it out - LOUD! I instantly get a headache, which he thinks is funny. Ugh!
8. He's a boys boy, but a girly man too! HA!
By this I mean, he is always there for his buddies - he keeps his word and needs to get in his fair share of time with them, but on the other hand, he's not get your hands dirty, play with bugs (or sports) kind of guy... he's a bit more... girly?! If you know him, you totally know what I mean, and if you don't, remember what I said about high maintenance and camping? Enough said.
9. He Loves his Lazy Boy Leather Rocking Chair More than Life itself.
I'm serious he has this chair that he has to sit in daily and get a few solid hours of rocking in. I mean, the chair rocks back and forth the whole time. It's crazy weird!
10. He's a huge mama's boy!
His mother still does his laundry, dry cleaning and pretty much anything he asks. It's cute and sweet for a minute or two, but not when you have to teach him how to take out the garbage and empty the dishwasher! HA!
11. He is very proud of his (self given) nickname, "2Smooth"!
Omg, i can't believe i just admitted that. I had too! He loves this nick name that he was given years and years ago - and it annoys me! Give it up already! I can't even talk about it.
Overall, Kelly thinks he's a "pretty bad dude".
I often catch him flexing in front of the mirror saying exactly that, "I'm a pretty bad dude". This makes me laugh! If only you could see it, you would laugh too!
As for me, I agree!
We certainly are as opposite as they come and there is no telling what the future holds, but one thing is for sure,
we are both going to love our little girl to pieces! We already do!!
lol My husband would kill me if I did a post like this about him. Very funny & cute. :)
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